Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson kissing at the MTV Awards.  You’re welcome. 

If you’re wondering why your water bill was so high last month, as yourself this: “Do I own a cat?”

With one flippant comment, watch as a long-time, well respected reporter explodes her career.  Decades of work undone in a moment.

Woods apologizes for his out-of-control balls.

Vigilante found in Omaha.

Christopher Nolan gives his final word on The Joker in the next Batman movie.  Also provides insight into the reboot of the Superman franchise.  If he puts it all together like he SAYS he’s going to, look like Supes is going to be done right.  Finally!

Just a head’s up.  If you’re planning on robbing someone, try not to do it in front of ninjas.  Seriously.

Megan Fox performs a crash test with her career.  Says it’s all her doing.

Superman has a big mouth.  Network execs are looking for that blue kryptonite dagger.

Michelle Obama nude in India.

The five stages of grief, as applied to a zombie outbreak.

10 weird superheroes you might not have heard about.