Shia LaBeouf finally says something that makes sense.

OMG WWII on Facebook!

The latest fashion in Beauty Pageant winners: Being  Muslim.  I’m not sure 5 victories in five years in England and America amounts to anything significant (hello… statistical clustering, people)… but still.  A fun read!

“Sure, we suck.  But work another 30 minutes a day and be forced to undergo professional development so we DON’T SUCK?  Yeah, we don’t like that.”  – Okay, you’re fired.  “WAIT!!!!!,  NOOOOOO!!!”

14 U.S. soldiers receive medals for their bravery.  The surprise?  Oh, it’s the German Gold Cross: The highest German medal for bravery that can be awarded.  The medal is for “outstanding deeds at the risk of one’s own life.”  Outstanding is an understatement.  Awesome work, gentlemen!