HOPA = HOAX.  Awesome!

Your breath smells like cancer.

That’s no moon… wait… actually yes, yes it is.

Teen church group participation declining.  As long as you understand that ‘declining’ = FREE FALLING.

Teenager finds out that cops read Facebook too.  DOH!

Simon Cowell does something nice.

Conspiracy theories explode about the sinking of the Cheonan.

All those “Your Mom” jokes DeLonte West told LeBron James?  Yeahhhh…. about them.  Apparently he’s the expert on LeBron’s mom.

The American Civil Liberties Union is suing Pennsylvania police  to protect their right to swear, dammit!

All your heroes are dead.  There, are you happy now?

Skinny dip leads to swollen tip.  And not in a good way.

Top 10 funny Yahoo Answer  questions.