Proof that Canadians drink like fishes. Captain Obvious belches and downs another cold one.
TV producer pleads guilty. Noooo, not for Jay Leno. You wish!
Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face‘ comes to Rockband with South Park.
Kate Bosworth = new Barbarella? Pleeeeease!
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Religion of Peace goes on a rampage, kills hundreds.
Today’s Overreaction of the Day: ESPN claims Obama is about to ban fishing.
16-year-old Canadian teen discovers microbe that eats plastic. Article comes complete with ubernerd pic!
Obama does a U-Turn on policy. No, not that one. Not that one either. No, not… JUST CLICK THE LINK!
The Congressional Budget Office down there in the States has even more good news for Americans. Namely: No money for you. Ever.
You can now get an iMaxi for your iPad. Ah-yup!
6 historic acts of revenge that put ‘Kill Bill’ to shame.
The reality of jealousy – who is more vigilant? Men or Women?
Tom Watson, the 2nd-best athlete to have played golf, blasts Tiger Woods’ behavior. No, not his personal life, but Tiger Woods’ infantile behavior on the course.
Sid Meier’s Civilization V coming to you this fall.
The mayor of Las Vegas bitch slapped Barak Obama, over the President’s Las Vegas comments this past year.
Awesome video of gold medalist Sven Kramer’s comment to NBC reporter: “Are you stupid?”
FINALLY someone stands up to TicketMaster and drops their service, signs with Ticketfly. Very cool.
Behold, Obama’s debt panels are coming. The idea is to control the USA’s debt load. Hmm… here’s a tip: QUIT SPENDING MONEY YOU DON’T HAVE!
Step 1: Distribute laptops to all your students.
Step 2: Make sure all laptops have webcams.
Step 3: Activate webcams remotely when students are at home.
Step 4: LAWSUIT!
Roger Ebert as he looks today. Excellent article.
Further proof that God exists: Christina Hendricks. She’s a redhead and I’m in love! 
A creepy — but hilarious — look inside the Obama cult.
Planning your wedding? Here’s what NOT to do when announcing it on Facebook.
The Pope (yes, THAT Pope) has picked the top 10 albums. I’m stunned by his picks… he’s got good taste in music!
Obama to ask Clinton to ask Saudi Arabia to ask China to pressure Iran about their nuclear program. You WISH I was making this up.
Terry Gilliam trashes James Cameron and ‘Avatar’. The funny thing is… no one says he’s wrong.
Our FIRST gold medal, ever, on home soil!
Top 5 sexiest women who make you feel guilty.
A plea to my American friends: Your Vice-President has only been here 2 days and already he’s tearing the place apart. Please take him home now. Thanks.
Top 10 most romantic hotel bedrooms.
Looks like the Climate Realists finally found Al Gore!
Great sexts through history.
7 bulls*** police myths everyone believes, thanks to movies.
I’m not quite dead yet!
Guess who the highest paid actress is in Hollywood nowadays.
If you’re an American, be afraid. And hope Obama doesn’t miss.
Everyone in northern California screamed, “SHAKE AND BAKE!” this afternoon.
The cafeteria at NBC decided to celebrate Black History month. If you just said, “Uh-oh”, yep… they went there. *facepalm*
Pluto has a dirty bottom. Hee hee!
