Dam Iowa. Oh, dam breaks in Iowa. That’s better. Or not. 
It looks like Lindsay Lohan is getting along well in jail. HAHAHAHA… no. Of course not. She freaked out and had a hysterical fit after the other inmates started chanting “FIRE CROTCH!” at her. They put the prison in lockdown while she went into isolation.
There are more people on food stamps in the United States than there are in the entire country of Canada. And it’s going to get much, much worse. The author of this article has a rather narrow and limited view of “global economy”, but the stats are interesting. For the record:
Population of Canada: 33 million
American on food stamps: 40 million (next year expected to climb to 47 million)
Movie goers say: No. Hollywood says: OMG!! WTF?!
The Avengers have assembled. All at once. On the same stage. Behold the NERDGASM of all nerdgasms, which occurred at Nerdcon in Nerdtopia. Epic!
The ten errors in science fiction regarding aliens.
Man is accused of attacking a Census worker… with a bulldozer. You gotta love Alaska!!
The 77 most unforgettable movie songs.
Doctors in the UK finally go on the offense, and want to ban “alternative medicine”.
One of the best pools you’ll see this week!
The script for Batman 3 is being written. Yay!
Man gets waxed, manages to keep his testicles (barely).
Sooooo, they nap in that thing?
The latest debate dealing with dark matter/dark energy.
The Vatican endorses a movie, and for once… they get it right.
There was ‘nobody in charge‘.
600,000 sold in one day. All hail Apple!
Police probe pair over phony pirate porn privacy plunder.
Your June guide to science fiction awesomeness!
If you liked ’300′, Frank Miller ain’t finished. 
Apple isn’t evil… but they’re learning.
Now that Al Gore is getting divorced, here you go: Al Gore pickup lines!
6 famous geniuses you didn’t know were perverts.
With surprisingly good special effects!
5 lovable animals you didn’t know are secretly TERRIFYING!
A knife is such a simple weapon, no? No. Say hello to the knife that can freeze organs!
The Terminator in 30 seconds.
Are you divorced? You’ll probably want to see this article.
15 grossly misleading movie posters.
Feel like God? Make your own solar system! It’s fun, but add a couple more planets and it’s addicting!
