Proof that Canadians drink like fishes.  Captain Obvious belches and downs another cold one.

TV producer pleads guilty. Noooo, not for Jay Leno.  You wish!

Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face‘ comes to Rockband with South Park.

Kate Bosworth = new Barbarella?  Pleeeeease!

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Religion of Peace goes on a rampage, kills hundreds.

Today’s Overreaction of the Day:  ESPN claims Obama is about to ban fishing.

Well the Saints won the Super Bowl and New Orleans cheered the win and went to bed early.  HAHAHAHAHAHA!  No.  New Orleans erupted in an orgiastic explosion of chaos and sex.  In other words, just another day for N.O.

This just in: Kiss a smoker and YOU WILL DIE!

Top 10 funniest twitter icons of 2010.  And we’re only in February!

Leno met Letterman, pulled out the hatchet and…

Toyoto to recall their sedan.  No, not that one.  No, not that one either. No..  No…  Not that one…  FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY JUST RECALL EVERYTHING!!

They were treating a patient in the back of the ambulance when the drunk guy came along, stole the ambulance and went for a joy ride.

I realize some people take losing weight seriously… but THIS METHOD is frickin’ insane.

If your lady friend isn’t putting out, you may want to direct her here.  It may be a satirical site, but still… the laughs alone are worth it.

Hell froze over. Which won me 20 bucks!  Sweet!

The story behind the Letterman-Oprah-Leno Super Bowl commercial.

Everybody who plays on Xbox LIVE, please step forward – notsofast Xbox 1 players!

The top 10 movie heroes who did more hard than good.

Please help find Jessica Elizabeth Lloyd.

If you live in the United States and have children, you may find it interesting to know that the government has your child’s DNA in storage.  Oh, and they didn’t need your consent to get it.

The 8 dumbest car thieves.