That scream you just heard was Tom Cruise, realizing he sucks for another night and day.

The only thing better than a picture of two lightning strikes is a video of THREE lightning strikes hitting downtown Chicago at once.  Awesome!  Zeus just scored a  hat trick in one second!

Airplane just turned 30.
Rumack:  Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker:  Surely you can’t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

Air traffic controllers who were completely hammered keep their jobs.

149 and 150.  Thank you for your service, MCpl. Kristal Giesebrecht and Pte. Andrew Miller.

10 actors in need of a comeback.  Numbers 10, 8 and 1 are high on my list!!!  Bring them back!

5 real life diseases that could make you act just like a zombie.

Patrick Stewart gets promoted.  Sir.

Remember the Star Wars Kid doing his Jedi thing?  Yeah… he’s a Sith now.

Canada steals Stephen Hawking…  and no… you can’t have him back!

Navigating a toll booth can be tricky… if you’re drunk!  Look at her go!!!