Are you a resident of the United States, and are you between the ages 18 and 42?  If you answered “Yes” to both those questions… you’re in a lot of trouble.  If it helps, I’m hoping H.R. 5741 dies in committee… but hey… who thought you guys and gals would be nationalized health care?  *cough*

Awesome photo of the pilot ejecting from his CF-18 in Lethbridge, Alberta on the weekend.

First Britney Murphy died… then her husband. Which prompted further investigations into their deaths, and they’ve found a link between the two.

Whenever you hear the term “scorched-earth tactics” used in an article about Hollywood… you know it’s going to be good!

I want this motorcycle. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! *gasp* I’m okay… really… just a bit of a freak out there…

Kim Kardashian reveals the best contraception method.

To my American friends and family, have a great 4th of July!!!

Kids of lesbian couples have fewer behavioural problems, study suggests.  Jerry Falwell has a heart attack.  Um… again.

Oooookay, anyone know what THIS is about?

Gary Coleman’s last words.  They may have been short, but poignant.

Canada’s Navy celebrates it’s 100th birthday.  Over 8000 sailors are on hand to celebrate!  A special thank you to the sailors of the USS Ronald Reagan, JDS Atago,  HMAS Newcastle, HMNZS Endeavor, HMNZS Te Kaha, HMS Ottawa and the HMCS Algonquin.  A “Canadian Thank You” goes out to the United States, Japan, New Zealand and Australia for helping us celebrate our Centennial.  Enjoy your shore leave, sailors!

Find yourself sleeping through sex?  You could be a sexsomniac.

Recent studies show some salads have more fat than a “burger and fries” combo.  Seriously.  How healthy is your lunch?

I’m a shark! I’m a shark!  “You may kiss the bride.” I’m a shark!

5 real life diseases that could make you act just like a zombie.

Patrick Stewart gets promoted.  Sir.

Remember the Star Wars Kid doing his Jedi thing?  Yeah… he’s a Sith now.

Canada steals Stephen Hawking…  and no… you can’t have him back!

Navigating a toll booth can be tricky… if you’re drunk!  Look at her go!!!