Proof that Canadians drink like fishes.  Captain Obvious belches and downs another cold one.

TV producer pleads guilty. Noooo, not for Jay Leno.  You wish!

Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face‘ comes to Rockband with South Park.

Kate Bosworth = new Barbarella?  Pleeeeease!

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Religion of Peace goes on a rampage, kills hundreds.

Today’s Overreaction of the Day:  ESPN claims Obama is about to ban fishing.

Beyonce is giving back, with an education program geared towards women.

“Can you hold the wheel while I shave my p***y?”  Yeah, you read that right.

Having just bought a new car (and yes, I paid less than MSRP), here’s  10 things NOT to say when buying a new car.

Canada to the EU: “Seal with a kiss, MoFo!”

The best & worst moments of the 82nd Annual Academy Awards.

Amanda’s innocent!

Who’s reading the teen fiction?  You are!

The greatest hoaxes OF ALL TIME!

Attention: Drunk Pedestrians!

Scientists using a new telescope that allows them to see ‘dark asteroids and comets‘ were quoted as saying, “HOLY S***!!”  Apparently Earth is surrounded and the alien armada is about to invade.

So you’d like some Canadian currency, eh?  Paper or plastic?

5 reasons the Oscars matter even less than you thought.

Well, it’s the future, so where is my flying car?  Oh… thanks.

Why the anti-urban bias?

Someone shot the Chickenman.  Vegans gone wild!!!

16-year-old Canadian teen discovers microbe that eats plastic.  Article comes complete with ubernerd pic!

Obama does a U-Turn on policy.  No, not that one.  Not that one either.  No, not… JUST CLICK THE LINK!

The Congressional Budget Office down there in the States has even more good news for Americans.  Namely: No money for you.  Ever.

You can now get an iMaxi for your iPad.  Ah-yup!

6 historic acts of revenge that put ‘Kill Bill’ to shame.

The reality of jealousy – who is more vigilant?  Men or Women?

More movies are piling on the 3-D train.  Including Green Lantern! OOOO!

There isn’t any better way to say it… so I’m just going to come out and say it.  The Arctic is farting.

Bonus!  Smallville is returning for season 10.  BOOYA!

The video game industry can be a cutthroat industry, but THIS takes it to a whole new level.

Scientists turn the Periodic Table on it’s end, with the inclusion of antimatter.  This ain’t your daddy’s Periodic Table anymore!!!

6 famous movie wisemen who were totally full of ****.

Racism is alive and well, in Canada.

Life always finds a way.

Well, it may have been a bit too public, but it looks like they were having a great time!

5 ugly truths Americans will have to face.  This would be the “If you spend trillions on bailing yourself out with money you don’t have, don’t be surprised when you wake up one morning and find you’re not a super power anymore” article.

Why more Gentiles are eating kosher than Jews.

Naomi Campbell drives a point home.

Driver fined for walking his dog while in the car.

Winston Churchill died.

Why government involvement in propping up the housing market is a bad thing.

19 freebies for smart web browsing, social networking.

‘Precious’ in 3-D?  THAT’S NO MOON!!!!

Winter is coming.  Awesome!

9 misconceptions about lesbians.  Heh.  Interesting that they used the word mis-conception.  Hmmm…

Alzheimer’s drug may actually reverse the progress of the disease.  Very cool.

…aaand we’re done here, folks

Max Headroom coming to DVD.  FINALLY!

Canada sets Winter Games medal record.

Facebook wrestles with the Dark Side.

Five movies that were one flaw away from being classics.

The “Nose Doctor” is in.

World of Warcraft vs. Hackers.

Will “Kick-Ass” kill superhero movies?  Not bloody likely.

Really, really ridiculous good-looking movie.

Caffeinated maple-bacon lollipops!!!

15 things you should know about breasts.  For the love of all that’s holy, ladies, please pay attention to $#15.

What you can learn from 7 types of @$$holes.

The best french fries in America!

Only in America.

The 5 creepiest sex scenes in comics.  I have to admit, #5 made me LOL!

Since I’m buying a Chevy, I like all things Chevy… but THIS took me back a bit.  :)

34 sexy celebrities when they were young.  A cool retrospective.

Vancouver’s boner is missing.

Jay Leno’s latest ad gets a remix:)

Behold!  Here’s Kirsten Dunst in a blue wig dancing around in a Sailor Moon outfit in Tokyo.  Yes, it sounds and looks strange… but I don’t seem to mind one bit. Hmmm… ;)

The top 20 lunatic cameos in movies.

Toyota Camry sprouts wings, flies into 61st floor of the Empire State building.