Wonder Woman gets a makeover.

Bono is now the new Facebook Overlord.

Eminem sold 741,000 copies of his latest album, ‘Recovery’ rocketing him to #1 for the sixth consecutive time.

Ozzy Ozbourne is getting his DNA mapped by scientists to figure out just how the hell is he still living?

You think YOUR commute is bad?  Try one of these.

This idea is going to go over well.

Divorce is contagious.

Thinking of grinding your way through Team Fortress 2?  Yeahhhh… ’bout that.  Keep an eye out for Laser Death Cat!  It’s big, it’s noisy and it’s seriously hilarious listening to players coming across him for the first time.  :)

National Geographic divides by zero.

ZombieFit.

I don’t know about you, but this picture makes me laugh every time I see it!  LOL!

Tight fitting dress + sneeze = BOOYA!  (no nudity, so SFW, but amazing in it’s own right)

Actual headline: ‘Homeless man under house arrest‘.  Seriously?  How is that possible?  ;)

25 uses for old beer cans.  Picture #25 somewhat NSFW.  Awesome paint job, though.  ;)

X-Men: First Class finds it’s Emma Frost.  You’re welcome!  :)

Researchers find out how to make cancer lower its shields.  Very cool discovery, science guys!

Normally I hate TV pop-psychologists.  Dr. Phil, though, has a good point with this.  Both Canada and the United States are dealing with archaic legislation regarding cyber-bullying.

Do you trust Google?  Why?  Also, why cloud infrastructure may not be a good thing.

Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
Closed your eyes and trusted, just trusted?
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
Have you ever looked fear in the face and said, “I just don’t care”?

It’s only half past the point of no return
The tip of the iceberg
The sun before the burn
The thunder before the lightning
The breath before the phrase
Have you ever felt this way?

Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone?
You’re whole life waiting on the ring to prove you’re not alone
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry?
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside?

It’s only half past the point of oblivion
The hourglass on the table
The walk before the run
The breath before the kiss
And the fear before the flames
Have you ever felt this way?

La La La La La La La La

There you are, sitting in the garden
Clutching my coffee,
Calling me sugar
You called me sugar

Have you ever wished for an endless night?
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight?
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself will it ever get better than tonight?
Tonight

The ten errors in science fiction regarding aliens.

Man is accused of attacking a Census worker… with a bulldozer.  You gotta love Alaska!!

The 77 most unforgettable movie songs.

Doctors in the UK finally go on the offense, and want to ban “alternative medicine”.

One of the best pools you’ll see this week!

The script for Batman 3 is being written.  Yay!

That scream you just heard was Tom Cruise, realizing he sucks for another night and day.

The only thing better than a picture of two lightning strikes is a video of THREE lightning strikes hitting downtown Chicago at once.  Awesome!  Zeus just scored a  hat trick in one second!

Airplane just turned 30.
Rumack:  Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker:  Surely you can’t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

Air traffic controllers who were completely hammered keep their jobs.

149 and 150.  Thank you for your service, MCpl. Kristal Giesebrecht and Pte. Andrew Miller.

10 actors in need of a comeback.  Numbers 10, 8 and 1 are high on my list!!!  Bring them back!

What is the biggest threat to the United States’ national security?  Their national debt.  Yep.  When the annual interest on your debt exceeds your entire defense budget, you’re on your way to bankrupting yourself out of being a superpower.  Every American citizen owes over $40k to the national debt, which has increased by more than $4 billion PER DAY since late 2007.  Considering that Canada is the United States’ largest trading partner (by FAR), this should concern every Canadian, too.

You’re holding it wrong… or so Apple says.  If holding your iPhone 4 causes it to lose reception, then you’re BUILDING IT WRONG!  I`m just sayin’!  And don’t forget, the iPhone 4 is due for release in Canada next month.  And yes, I’ll be getting one.  :D   My SO is enjoying her iPad immensely, but yeah… I’m not an iPad kinda guy.  I’ll be going with the iPhone 4 and join the herd that way.  :D

Interesting images from The Forgotten War.

Top 5 booze ads from the 80s.

FINALLY! Now that Guillermo del Toro has stepped down, Peter Jackson decides to man up and is in negotiations to direct both Hobbit films.  *huge sigh of relief* Oh, and Paul, don’t forget you owe me 50 bucks from our bet last year.  :)   WOOO!  Told ya Toro wouldn’t last!  ;)

Excuse my language, but I have something to say.  The executives at NBC are allfuckingidiots…  EVERY ONE of them!

Half-naked man jumps on ice machine at Mr. Cheap Butts, drops gun and holyhell I am not making this up.

Headline Of The Day: ” 7 minutes of hot, hard work creates pleasing frosting!”

Kevin Costner invested $26 million of his own money, and more than a decade, to  build… guess what!

Richard Dawkins’s atheist free school.  Yes, you read that right.  Holy Frak!

A town called Dildo.

Shhhhh!  M. Night Shyamalan’s new mystery film is really “Unbreakable 2“.

NOONE cuts in line to get an iPhone 4.