Proof that Canadians drink like fishes.  Captain Obvious belches and downs another cold one.

TV producer pleads guilty. Noooo, not for Jay Leno.  You wish!

Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face‘ comes to Rockband with South Park.

Kate Bosworth = new Barbarella?  Pleeeeease!

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Religion of Peace goes on a rampage, kills hundreds.

Today’s Overreaction of the Day:  ESPN claims Obama is about to ban fishing.

Beyonce is giving back, with an education program geared towards women.

“Can you hold the wheel while I shave my p***y?”  Yeah, you read that right.

Having just bought a new car (and yes, I paid less than MSRP), here’s  10 things NOT to say when buying a new car.

Canada to the EU: “Seal with a kiss, MoFo!”

The best & worst moments of the 82nd Annual Academy Awards.

Amanda’s innocent!

Who’s reading the teen fiction?  You are!

The greatest hoaxes OF ALL TIME!

Attention: Drunk Pedestrians!

Scientists using a new telescope that allows them to see ‘dark asteroids and comets‘ were quoted as saying, “HOLY S***!!”  Apparently Earth is surrounded and the alien armada is about to invade.

So you’d like some Canadian currency, eh?  Paper or plastic?

5 reasons the Oscars matter even less than you thought.

Well, it’s the future, so where is my flying car?  Oh… thanks.

Why the anti-urban bias?

Someone shot the Chickenman.  Vegans gone wild!!!

16-year-old Canadian teen discovers microbe that eats plastic.  Article comes complete with ubernerd pic!

Obama does a U-Turn on policy.  No, not that one.  Not that one either.  No, not… JUST CLICK THE LINK!

The Congressional Budget Office down there in the States has even more good news for Americans.  Namely: No money for you.  Ever.

You can now get an iMaxi for your iPad.  Ah-yup!

6 historic acts of revenge that put ‘Kill Bill’ to shame.

The reality of jealousy – who is more vigilant?  Men or Women?

It’s kind of obvious where I park. 

Came out to drive home from work today and found a Ford guy parked his GT next to my Camaro.    Empty spaces all around.

More movies are piling on the 3-D train.  Including Green Lantern! OOOO!

There isn’t any better way to say it… so I’m just going to come out and say it.  The Arctic is farting.

Bonus!  Smallville is returning for season 10.  BOOYA!

The video game industry can be a cutthroat industry, but THIS takes it to a whole new level.

Scientists turn the Periodic Table on it’s end, with the inclusion of antimatter.  This ain’t your daddy’s Periodic Table anymore!!!

6 famous movie wisemen who were totally full of ****.

Racism is alive and well, in Canada.

Life always finds a way.

Well, it may have been a bit too public, but it looks like they were having a great time!

5 ugly truths Americans will have to face.  This would be the “If you spend trillions on bailing yourself out with money you don’t have, don’t be surprised when you wake up one morning and find you’re not a super power anymore” article.

Why more Gentiles are eating kosher than Jews.

Naomi Campbell drives a point home.