If your lady friend isn’t putting out, you may want to direct her here. It may be a satirical site, but still… the laughs alone are worth it.
Hell froze over. Which won me 20 bucks! Sweet!
The story behind the Letterman-Oprah-Leno Super Bowl commercial.
Everybody who plays on Xbox LIVE, please step forward – notsofast Xbox 1 players!
The top 10 movie heroes who did more hard than good.
Please help find Jessica Elizabeth Lloyd.
If you live in the United States and have children, you may find it interesting to know that the government has your child’s DNA in storage. Oh, and they didn’t need your consent to get it.
The 8 dumbest car thieves.
Roland Duchesne’s “Hot Sauce Tasting Channel”
24 years ago. RIP.
The 10 commandments of comedy (according to Seinfeld).
Behold! The Clown Apocalypse!
Cat owners ‘more educated than dog owners‘. Your cat yelled, “BOOYA!” while the neighbor’s dog woofed, “Wuh?”
This is why you’re fat.
Astronomers state that… “The sun is a variable star.” Climatologists groan a collective “Uh-oh”.
The 10 commandments of political blogging.
Actual headline: “Public masturbator loses grip”
Someone really doesn’t like Charlie Sheen.
Scientists have created the first germanium laser. Think computers that use light, rather than electricity, to move data.
Top 10 Super Bowl chokes/embarrassing moments.
Graduating from college? Good luck getting a job you lazy yacking slackers!
Guess who the highest paid actress is in Hollywood nowadays.
If you’re an American, be afraid. And hope Obama doesn’t miss.
Everyone in northern California screamed, “SHAKE AND BAKE!” this afternoon.
The cafeteria at NBC decided to celebrate Black History month. If you just said, “Uh-oh”, yep… they went there. *facepalm*
Pluto has a dirty bottom. Hee hee!
Weird Al rules!
The most trusted celebrity in the United States is: Darth Vader. Cool.
I’m having a blast in the Star Trek universe with Star Trek Online. So where does STO fit into the Star Trek mythos?
Cool new tech of the day: Spray-on liquid glass!
Hollywood cranks up the sequel engine with Fast & Furious 4.
‘Avatar 2: The Search For More Money‘ is in the works.
Hollwood’s Top 40 money makers of 2009. #6 is an actor (not a director/producer/whatever), and is not who you think.
